(the product) Facilitates my self belief that I am an agent of progressive change and leadership.
Insight
This is an unbelievable insight I saw written on the white board of the experts.
(the product) Facilitates my self belief that I am an agent of progressive change and leadership.
(the product) Facilitates my self belief that I am an agent of progressive change and leadership.
Art Auction
I keep forgetting that people can draw like this and bring a line to life. So amazing it is scary. Rolf Harris eat your heart out.
Positive Pig
He's there to make money and he is positive so it is working.
He asks for your money without oinking.
James Chutter is homophobic
He's also probably sectarian, racist and moleist (doesn't like people with moles).
I heard that he also drowned a kitten once because the mother had too many and he couldn't look after them all.
He also sent this to me.
Garlic Patch
Community gardens rock / soil. 1 full plot, 4 varieties of garlic. See you in spring oh smelly ones.
NOT-A-LOT
I have compiled an image of everything that I have done in work since June.
It makes it look a bit like 'Not-a-lot'
Canned food should be banned
Unless it says this. I haven't eaten anything from a tin since I got back from my sailing trip - apart from this spaghetti. But it did have 'I LOVE CO IN' written in it.
TIPS FOR ARTISTS WHO WANT TO SELL
I drew up these images for the DDB art auction to see what would happen.
What is more desirable - bulls and cocks or cows and hens?
3 BAD MICE
I did these for the DDB art auction. They went for $40. They are little frames with bad mice titled: Grow Op Bad Mouse, Crackhead Bad Mouse and Pisshead Bad Mouse.
Annas Jewellery Box
Made from Solid Canadian Oak.
2 x Finger Joints by hand.
2 x Finger Joints by machine.
One home many hopes
This is the logo I have been working on for the past few weeks for One home many hopes.
Probe my teeth
Do dentists deserve the ridiculous amounts of money we have to pay them?
Yes they do. Oh yes, yes they deserve every penny they get. Getting up early in the morning knowing that you are going to be removing the build up of shit over 5-6 months from someones teeth and then drilling another tooth then maybe getting someone gagging at you.
You wear a surgeons outfit, but your not. Take my money you overpaid, polar opposite of a tooth fairy, fairy.
You have to look at my teeth all day (see below) I on the other hand only have to look at you for 1 hour.
28th floor
The 28th floor poses many problems. Mainly in the mode of transport to the top. The awkward 4 minutes it takes to get from top to bottom with all the stop offs in between. One great reason to get one-up-man-ship on people who live in penthouses.
The views are great though.
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